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lobster pot

A gay pejorative exclusive to people from Maine suggesting an imminent dominating sexual encounter that can't be escaped.
King Crab angles over to me and tries to butter me up with his beady eyes, but I knew what was coming.

"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."

I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.
by sprockethawk December 31, 2012
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the honey pot

When ever you trust a girl and she plays you. As used in the movie Super Troopers.
Person 1 - "Was there anytime you suspected her using you?"
Person 2 - "Nah man, i thought she was genuine."
Person 1 - "You got played, thats whats called the Honey Pot."
by Y0shi June 28, 2008
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Potted Palm

Old industrial-grade office stereotype for a person who is prominent and projects a good image, but does not actually contribute anything to a company
He's done some good work and been with the company for 30 years, but the last few years he's been a Potted Palm.
by Visual Echo October 2, 2010
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pot committed

In poker, the act of betting so much that you have effectively put the majority of your chips in play, leaving you with very little left in reserve should you loose the hand.
After being dealt big slick Rob pot committed himself pre-flop and when nothing hit, he was left with a decision of going all-in or checking.
by GTI_Guy September 25, 2006
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Neti Pot

When a guy ejaculates in someones nose and it goes in one nostril and out the other.
Last night Frank totally neti potted in my nose... it was AWESOME! My sinuses are so clear!!
by A$billsinthehouse November 22, 2011
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Crock Pot

Farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the "Dutch Oven" but using an electric blanket.
Terri, my MILF, and I were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.
by TerritheMILF January 22, 2011
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tea pot

When a male dips his nuts in the vagina while masturbating and the shoots his load on the girls face like steam coming out the tea pot
Dude I did the tea pot to my girl friend last night
by mreps1983 February 18, 2011
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