When you cum in an ice cold bitch and your dick becomes covered in frozen blood and cum with a hint of blue at the base due to frostbite from her frigid fuckhole. Now, your penis resembles the classic American treat “Rocket Pop”

“Bro every time I fucked my Ex it always ended with a South Pole Rocket Pop.”

South Pole Rocket Pop by Jae.Bort August 8, 2019

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mato on a cane pole

referring to a penis with a big head and long skinny shaft

That boy has a mato on a cane pole

mato on a cane pole by carriekid1 September 3, 2010

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frogging ash pole

A hilariously bad re-dubbed piece of dialogue used in place of "fucking asshole" in the summer 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" when lovesick Ted (played by Ben Stiller) confronts stalkers Healy (Matt Dillon), a former private eye hired by Ted to find her who subsequently also falls for Mary and Tucker (Lee Evans), a friend of Mary's pretending to be someone other than his pizza delivery job really is.

Healy: You're calling <i>me</i> a stalker?

Ted: (waving bottle) You're a frogging ash pole.

frogging ash pole by Urban Squirrel March 8, 2013

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