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up them poles

To pull out, or raise ones firearms. As either a threat or with the intent to kill.
if they aint got that money, we up them poles
by SexualDemon July 26, 2016
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Long Pole Syndrome

Long Pole Syndrome (Illness) is a severe disease that can casue any lacrosse defender to have an inability to pick up a ground ball. Long Pole Syndrome can manifest in any situation involving a groundball and a defender. This is applicable to any defender of any age or ability and can strike at any time.
An example of Long Pole Syndrome could be a ground ball rolling towards a defender and the defender missing the ground ball after being confident of picking it up.
by Case1 December 6, 2011
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alaskan ski pole

When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.
Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.
by Sean Payton May 13, 2008
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chocolate pole

random gay: i had a right big chocolate pole last night

random other gay: oh yeah?

random gay: yeah stretched me so much i think im turning inside out now

random other gay: *pokes*
by joesaysdance June 4, 2007
mugGet the chocolate polemug.

smoking pole

The act of taking a fat rip of some dank-ass shit (DAS), whether it be from a bubbler, a bong, etc, then proceeding to give someone a blowjob before exhaling the fatty. Very much like a bob gnarley or a strikeout, the pattern can go smoke, suck, smoke, suck, exhale, or something to that effect. A particularly dangerous and exciting move for those who have strong gag reflexes, many doctors in South/Central America are now recommending pole smoking as a form of couples therapy.
Bro1: Bro, bro, bro, I got some ridiculous AK-47 right now. We should hit a fatty.

Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?

Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.

Bro2: Damn
by Crackpipe Barbie December 21, 2009
mugGet the smoking polemug.

barber pole shit

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.
by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011
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hole to pole ratio

Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.
Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.
by ianzo6 May 28, 2006
mugGet the hole to pole ratiomug.

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