Butt pirate

pirates fascinated with the booty

"I am the butt pirate, give me your booty!"

"Let me venture onto your poop deck"

"WALK THE PLANK! You see, the funny thing about the plank is it's located on my cock."

by Derfigan Maximus November 22, 2009

butt pirate

A man or boy who loves another man's butt, and wants to 'get in that.'

Chris is a butt pirate!

by abigail March 23, 2005

PIRATES DREAM

a girl who cannot be titty fucked

why is daina ernst a pirates dream?
because pirates dream of sunken chests!

by loo-tye October 24, 2007

Stinky Pirate

The act of smearing an eye patch on one's occular orbit with fecal matter using the head of your penis after performing anal sex.

Jack grew tired of giving Jill a Dirty Sanchez every night,
so he thought he might add some variety by giving her a
Stinky Pirate instead.

by Fantom January 18, 2006

Nasty Pirate

When you explode your cannon-fire in a girl's eye and she covers it up with her hand like an eyepatch and lets out a hardy "ARRRRGH!!!".

After watching the Pirates of the Carribean movie, I was in the mood to role-play and decided to give my girl the Nasty Pirate.

by J.W.S. September 21, 2006

The One Eyed Pirate

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!

I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!

by LTrain23 September 5, 2008

pirateship

A party or bar full of men when the opposite is desirable.

Pete: "I don't like the ratio at this party, and my chances are slim to begin with."
Bryan: "Yeah, it's a pirate ship. Let's bounce, but first I've got to get this girl's digits."

by Total Penetration June 7, 2005