Jestation Period

The indeterminate period of time time between reading a pun and getting the joke.

I was reading that bad white boards were unremarkable and then about 30 seconds later the jestation period expired.

by ilookmarvlus January 17, 2021

jumbo period

When you miss a period and then the next month is an overwhelming flood of blood.

"Damn girl, my cramps are horrible!" "You think your cramps are bad? I have a jumbo period!"

by makehimsquirt January 30, 2015

dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on

Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period

by Pratt dad March 27, 2017

period 3

The worst class in any school

Joe: what class is next?

Joseph: Period 3
Joe: oh yeah, damn this is going to suck

by I read dictionaries January 21, 2022

man period

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)

Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.

by The Second Reskatement of Awesome March 10, 2008

Period Pooh

It’s the poop you get when you are on your period

Friend: “omg, I had my first period Pooh this morning.”

by Plantsaregreat November 20, 2019

5th Period

The legendary computer animation class taught by Mr. E at Villa Park High School. Where no subject is taught per se, but much learining occurs. The tales are endless and could not be told in a lifetime.

The day was going bad but then I relaized 5th period was coming up.

by Matt February 26, 2004