bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022

Pen

A person who likes to get pegged.

Wow! Harry styles is such a pen is unbelievable!!!

by kittyzzzzx December 25, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

gel pen

you can use a gel pen about one - two times

you can never use that same gel pen again

WHAT THE HECK!

paul: aww man, my gel pen is out of ink.
carl: i have about a closet full of gel pens that ran out of ink.
paul: .......

by owoflower May 28, 2021

lambda variant pen name

Lambda Variant Pen Name wants to keep their identity, gender & sexual preference hidden. Generally LVPN smokes a lot of THC at breakfast of citrus fruit. LVPN believes that a diet of mainly fruits is of the utmost benefit for one’s health, especially if one has Crohn’s.

They had a need to use a Lambda Variant Pen Name to disguise themselves’ !

by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022

Pen Palationship

A somewhat wrekless and possibly ill advised online relationship between to people who can’t seem to help themselves. Only applicable between dog owners carrying out such corispondance between KS and WI. Both must be vegan and be unwilling to discuss it.

Coinage credit- Ashley Louise 1/31/18

I don’t know man.... this Pen Palationship is getting pretty intense. Guess I’m spending my weekends in Milwaukee.

by MilesDogless January 31, 2018

Pen-soul

A pen-soul is someone who artistically is using pens to communicate on paper and other media to get their message through. A soul who can't stop collecting pens, drawing and doodling, and ends up sharing all the drawings and doodlings with the world.

She was a shining pen-soul. Love from your Pen-soul "X"

by Pen-soul April 23, 2020