porphyric pedophilia

a person who has to be a pedophile to circulate there blood

my friend ben has porphyric pedophilia

by wisemanofthenorthwest January 21, 2012

SEXY PED0PHILE

when anyone shows you their ASS CRACK you know who is NEARBY.

Hey hey nearby you got a SEXY PED0PHILE dancing their ASS around saying , "COME AND GET IT" as just give me that sign KATHY or RUTH and we got a date at my HOME DEPOT as SELENA knows how to get to get the bullys to GO AWAY as ANAL ALAN can give them a real ADAM'S FAMILY scare as being the POINT MAN as this EGOMANIAC knows how to make a POINT FAST with his ASS CRACK with that golden audience and just think this thing started with a BLOWER AND AND A SHIT ASSISTANT for real as the smell is DREAMY thanks to the top of the STACKS record inside that TARGET CANNISTER of salted caramel truffle as you can say , "THIS SHIT IS ENVIRONMENTALLY PLEASING".

by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE June 2, 2022

Borderline Pedophilia

1)One who dates people significantly younger than them.

2) One who dates those barely above 18 with more than a 20 year age gap

My mom is dating someone who graduated the year before me and that would qualify as borderline pedophilia.

by Dsylexxxia August 26, 2022

Female Paedophile

Figure it out yourself.

You should be able to figure out what a female paedophile is yourself. You've got Google (if you are reading this) and common knowledge. Figure it out yourself.

by LordJenal September 28, 2022

reddit pedophilia

Attractions and behaviors normally considered pedophilic, but are considered normal among redditors and otakus alike. These behaviors are typically so cringe, they are often shunned by actual pedophiles. This can include but is not limited to:
• Loliconism
• Announcing your preference for short women
• Having an obsession with femboys
• Finding Belle Delphine attractive

Redditor: Dude, it’s not weird, I just like when girls are 4 feet tall!
Other redditor: Oh yeah bro, that’s so cute and funny.
Normal Guy: Ew dude, that’s some reddit pedophilia if I’ve ever seen it.
Pedophile: I agree.

by LGBT-Definitions January 9, 2025

Head Pediophile in Charge

A person who is lacking the bañls to be the HBIC and settles for being the HPIC

While on a Cancun Cruise some discovered that others were head pediophile in charge and said stop picking on them

by AKHBIC November 8, 2025

genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini

Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.

I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.

by dadydonald May 22, 2024