porcelain patty 

When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat

Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom

porcelain patty by Zaklore July 11, 2023

Aunt Patty 

An annoying Aunt who is always trying to get into your business or talk about politics that was created by Thomas Sanders

Aunt Patty: do you have a girlfriend? Wanna talk politics? What are you gonna do later?

Person: Begone Aunt Patty!

Aunt Patty by Okami The Wolf August 1, 2023

splatter patty 

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

splatter patty by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Sady Patty

A sad burger patty. In other words, an Edin

Yeah Edin was being a real Sady Patty at the function.

Sady Patty by ELPanadero36 October 22, 2023

tea patty 

A man who gets flattened by gay men regularly.

“That guys a tea patty, he’s regularly picking up twinks at the local bars.”

tea patty by Sorazo December 19, 2023

Fag Patty

When a gay male poops on another gay male’s genitalia.

“Hey, it’s Grant! I wanted to apologize about that Fag Patty last night, Konner.”

Fag Patty by Patty Pusher December 31, 2023

Fatty Patty 

a species of william jones that has a nature of ordering 20 mcnuggets, a large chips, large chocolate milkshake and if feeling peckish a mcflurry or two (They are always feeling peckish).

hello fatty patty

Fatty Patty by tidgems February 17, 2024