Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.

Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

parting ways

when a girl is wearing a thong and shits herself, and the poo splits into 2 halves.

kelli kramer parted ways

by emoney June 19, 2004

pantons

A combination of the French and English words for Pants (English) Pantalons (French). One day will become the only word for pants!

Bec:Nice pants Tom
Tom: What? you mean Pantons
Bec: Oh I'm an idiot

by Tomecca December 9, 2008

Parting the Red Sea

v. Taking the virginity of a Native American woman.

Guy #1: Dude I screwed Sacajawea last night.

Guy #2: She was a virgin, right?
Guy #1: Yeah dude.
Guy #2: So you have a good time Parting the Red Sea?

by Galhee December 31, 2010

Partners in Rhyme

1) Indy's illest underground hip hop group. Consists of two emcees: Prospect and Complex. Released their debut album in May of 2006, titled Unification. Currently playing shows and will soon be returning to the studio to record a inevitably classic follow-up.

2) The hip hop personification of Captain Kirk and Spock.

Partners in Rhyme killed that shit!

by Fuckster September 28, 2006

Partner Up

The act of having every square inch of fabric in contact with a corresponding square inch of skin. Pertains mainly to females.

She's got a little sag in her pants. Looks like it's time to partner up.

by cooldudewhat June 2, 2009

Parting fart

Where your in a room full of strangers and fart a giant fart as you leave the room and that is all anyone ever remembers of you.

Who was that guy who was at the party last night,the one that farted?
Don't know man.But that dude could really fart.
And that is the result of a parting fart.

by The Fury 13 September 15, 2010