Parker is one of the coolest things i’ve ever met. he is okay and really fun to annoy. he is forcing me to make this in his basement!:D
by ijustatemypoop1 May 14, 2022

Parker is like the annoying little brother you wish you didn't have. He's very loud, doesn't stop fidgeting, and has an odd send of humor. Parkers are also very bad at fortnite.
by flattypatty411 February 16, 2019

by niggertigger November 30, 2019

Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
by playdoughbeswag January 13, 2021

parker is the sexiest mofo who gets bittches (and will get you biches to!)
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
every 1 luvs too have him around and he/she/they silly
by big_baller_97 November 21, 2021
