palm zombie

Someone who is totally absorbed in the iPods, iPhones, or other hand held devices and walking about oblivious to the world.

I don't even try to guys who only look at their iPhones. They're palm zombies!

by eroticboy December 17, 2012

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013

Paleolithic Hoe

A woman who is treated fairly and with respect by coworkers.

Referring to Paleolithic times(~12000BCE) when men cared for animals and women tended crops with a hoe. The invention of the plow required men to do "heavy work" and an animal to pull. This in turn changed the roles to males providing for the family, while women raised the family, creating the first gender inequality.

Dave: "Did you hear Stacy quit her job at Microsoft for a job at Burger king?"
Sam: "Hard to believe, but she said the work environment is so much better."
Dave: "They must have made her a paleolithic hoe."

by mrs-butters September 7, 2014

Palm leaf

Female named isa who wants to suck a males dick

Ah bro i saw that palm leaf over there looking at you.

by Stunner_ 378 July 25, 2016

pallooza

Originally wallapallooza. You can use pallooza to define a subject that one over emphasizes, is nerdy, or passionate about to the point they have a party in their own mind towards the given subject.

The man loved catgirls, he went to danbooru to have a catgirlpallooza.

by Yuhirou May 28, 2016

Paleoculturalism

A cultural belief system in which a person aims to protect classical culture from a past decade.

We're trying to restore culture through paleoculturalism!

by theamericanminarchist June 29, 2016

Palm Springs Blow Torch

Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.

Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.

by ZT14 October 13, 2016