This is a perfect phrase (and party trick!) to highlight the difference between British and American English accents. Each word in the sentence is pronounced differently when uttered aloud in the two different accents.
Two friends, one American & one British, met at a party. One asks the other to say “Please pass the pasta pastor” out loud.
American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”
British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”
American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”
British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”
by PastaPastor November 29, 2021
Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!
by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022
by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020
An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024
rockstar freddy: please deposit five coins
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP *proceeds to turn on the heat, making the fuckhead malfunction*
by Dee Afton December 24, 2023
Hush: I am stuck and unable to make up my mind about the color. Someone mohinder please!
Salesgirl: Pick the red one, I will mohinder you!
Hush: Ta.
Salesgirl: Pick the red one, I will mohinder you!
Hush: Ta.
by luvrogers May 07, 2013
When there is too much confusion, contradiction and contention, then to remove darkness and bring clarity, one can invoke some help.... Mohinder please!!
Hush:OMG! All scarves look cool. Which one should I pick? Mohinder please!
Salesgirl: Roger, Mohinder please!
Salesgirl: Roger, Mohinder please!
by Luvrogers May 06, 2013