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Phil Swift

Did you see the new flex tape commercial with our lord and savior Phil Swift?
by Suvjet November 13, 2017
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Phil

a daddy™, literally, like the embodiment of it.
sugar daddy: hey baby girl
baby girl: yes, phil?
sugar daddy: im sorry what
baby girl: i mean... yes, daddy?
by lo li lo li January 31, 2018
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phil heimerl

The best news reporter ever! He works for the True North Radio Network, which is on throughout Northern Michigan. He is bald and says his name like this. "Hi, I'm Phil Heimrooooool"
Friend "Phil Heimerl is great"
Me "I know!"
by Dx Pussy Eater February 10, 2018
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phil sonia

Phil and sonia are the most beautiful couple in the world.
They will always love each other and will be together until their life.
& Phil aka pzychedelic becomes the best producer in the world.
Oh phil sonia comes let's take a picture.
by Vorhersager January 4, 2017
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Phil style

'You can't tell can you?' is the calling card of phil style. With Semi pedo, homoerotic tendencies this traveler will be found bar hopping around asia searching for a wife.

He enjoys yogurt, coconut oil and yoga then purges his body with a saline enima.

He has a strict no sugar, no processed foods diet unless hungover in which case he enjoys and and egg Mcmuffin.
That's phil style!!! Haha

When you bring a lady back to you room and discovrr shes a lady Boy and do it anyway thats so phil style.

A girl was sitting on my lap and your creepy mate tryst to touch her... that's so phil style.
by MrTwatkins January 26, 2017
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Three pump phil

Three pump phill is the name for a man that can only satisfy himself leaving his mrs to sort herself out
Omg my husband is a three pump Phil
by Vikingallan December 14, 2019
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Phil

Phil is typically a short guy, he seems to have a strange obsession with poop and Hot Carl's. He always refuses to make Asja pancakes and is a hobo. He's very gay and claims to be his own pimp and hoe. He is an attention whore who often claims that he isn't the whiney one. He's never played Club Penguin and really didn't have a childhood
Gurl 1: You see that Thicc guy right there? What's his name
Gurl 2: Oh that's Phil, don't get too close, he's got a feces kink and he's honestly gay
by Rhaewaffles December 28, 2019
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