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One of the best counter strike source players around. been pwning noobs since 2004. now goes by

=گụ= «þat£Nt þ£NÐiÑG»

omg its patent pending!!!!! lets rage quit b4 he pwns j00

by =گụ= «þat£Nt þ£NÐiÑG» August 21, 2009

penicillin

something you give a girl when you like her, but she doesn't like you.

"I gave her penicillin, and she said we could be more than friends!"

by satya November 17, 2004

Pencil Shavings

bad cheap/fake weed

"i was lik, wow, onli 5$?! buh later i foun out it was jus pencil shavings"

by kloo December 3, 2003

pencil rape

When a person sitting behind you, often in a desk, reaches their pencil and touches you in the buttock or butt crack with it. Usually they either jab or poke around a bit. This usually is only painful if some lead goes through your clothing and pokes your skin. This is all much to the enjoyment of those sitting around you.

Matt pencil raped me, like five times, in Spanish class yesterday.

by TheRAR March 3, 2011

pencilitis

pencil inflammation; obtained by spending too much time with a pencil.

I had to get my pencilitis treated after hand writing a 9 page report.

by redwolf27 November 18, 2010

Pending Paranoia Request

A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.

Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."

by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011

Pendino'd

When consequences are experienced as a result of someone's negligence or their failing to pay attention to details.

Guys 1: Dude! Did he take down the whole datacenter when he ran the wrong script?

Guy 2 (Dude): Yep! Looks like we've been Pendino'd!

by RadicalAdmin February 16, 2012