Palmeresque

Origin: Derived from Cincinnati Bengals Quarterback Carson Palmer's performance during the 2010-2011 NFL season.

1) (a person or behavior) full confusion and bewilderment

2) Failing at the worst possible time.

3) Failing spectacularly at the end.

4) Rapid regression.

5) (a person or thing) with all the tools to succeed, but continually falls short time and time again.

Bill: Wow, Tom just did it AGAIN -- He's been talking to that girl all night, but just as she was about to give him her number, he spilled his beer all over her boobs. She looks stunned and is walking away -- I think Tom's crying.

Harry: Yes, it's pathetic. Palmeresque, even.

by sb7 December 8, 2010

Palmer Johnson

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.

Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to fade the Palmer Johnson.

by OhNahBruh June 17, 2018

Palmiteiro

Brazilian slang for black men or women that only fuck whites.

Ele é muito palmiteiro, só gosta de brancas.

by sanaminho December 27, 2020

palmicide

To slap someone

Don’t make me commit palmicide.

by Mostonflick October 19, 2021

Palmo

Someone who's an epitome of beauty and an alpha female. Also a feline lord

Being friends with Palmo is my only personality ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ

by L. Mino December 5, 2021

palmyre

At first sight, she is a beautiful, sexy, nice girl: the perfect crush. And once you get to really know her, you discover that she is also a sweet, cute, incredibly intelligent and extremely empathetic lady. She only reveals that part of herself to the ones she loves the most. Her double sided personality is what makes her unpredictable. Falling in love with her is like finally understanding the purpose of life. You never get bored once when dating her, she is truly a (my) sunshine. She is best friend and my lover, my sweet and attentive girlfriend, Palmyre.

- What do you think of Palmyre?
- Oh she's perfect :,)

by smallflower August 16, 2022

Salty Palmer

The act of ejaculating on one's hand and slapping it on the face or hand of another individual. Most often used as a derogatory finish to intercourse with a partner you do not respect. This action can also replace a "high five" to humiliate an unsuspecting friend.

Bitch wouldn't let me cum in her so I gave her the salty palmer.

by ErZaMaKy October 25, 2011