optimistake

A situation that goes wrong due to your mistakes because you expressed way too much optimism than it deserved.

I sense that this deal could go wrong with our optimistake behavior, let's be careful.

by sgrbn May 28, 2018

Optimized

A product or service that has been rendered completely useless, unmanageable, or irrelevant. In software, this is usually due to over-engineering or a lack of fundamental understanding of how to interpret analytics related to the typical use case. Most common in software and online services, but can be applied to other industries.

example 1: "YouTube has nearly been optimized to perfection."
example 2: "Kathleen Kennedy has optimized Star Wars cinematic storytelling."

by ThatAwesomeTerr June 13, 2018

optimopti

Something that's right in between of 'great' and 'awesome.'

It's not the best pizza I ever had, but it's quite optimopti!

by Yourdudenesskon July 22, 2018

Optimistic Negativity

Optimistic Negativity is when you are saying negative things in a very cheerful and optimistic way, saying things about self hatred, the failing economy, fucked up school systems, etc. but in an optimistic, cheerful, and even joking way.

I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION! HAHA! OPTIMISTIC NEGATIVITY, AMIRITE?!

by Ooficide October 7, 2018

OpticFFAR

A spoiled bratt that loves to play fortnite and destroys his ps4 controllers.

OpticFFAR is a bratt.

by DroopyJellyFish March 16, 2019

Option B

It's short for secure additional funding. Option B is to secure additional funding.

I need my car fixed but I really don't have the money for it rn. Welp, time for option b.

by I do carloans August 3, 2019

Opti

Opti indian slang for - Indian pedophile. Is used in many countries to humiliate Indian Fuckboys and Pedophiles online.

"Oh my god, you're such an opti!

by Unknownbloke18058 August 17, 2019