Double Bidet

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.

A double bidet is a great way to start the day.

by Writtenfailure June 23, 2018

Double Zero

Something cooler than cool. Something so cool it can only be described by the fictional temperature “double zero”.

See also, “zero”

“Did you see that Keanu Reeves is giving away autographed super cars filled with puppies?” “Yeah! Thats double zero.”

by Itsmee November 10, 2020

double under

After a long night of drinking, when you need to puke and shit at the same time, you bring the trash can between your legs while on the toilet and squeeze as hard as you can. This act can be seen as pinching a raw sausage in the middle and pushing the meat out of the casing from both ends. If severely hungover, this is the best case scenario to efficiently exhume all remnants from the night before. Male side effects from this maneuver usually cause awkward boners.

" Man, John pulled the double under this morning. He must have had one hell of a night!"

by whiskyshits April 6, 2014

Double tease

When you're about to get double teamed and then the people decided no

"If you're about to get double teamed and the they decided no, were you double teased?"-Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Janet: "Yeah last night I was about to get double teamed and then they said no and for me to get out."
Jennifer: "So you got double teased! Loser"
Janet: "f*ck off"

by not_the_true_king_of_sarcasm February 27, 2021

Double peneflation

When suppliers fuck the consumer by simultaneously increasing prices and shrinking the product (quantity, quality, portions, …). It can be equivalently thought of as shrinkflation along with unit price increase.

Bob: My internet bill increased this month.
Alice: Did your service bandwidth or speed improve?
Bob: No, it actually got worse.
Alive: You got fucked by double peneflation.

by Aix3zeiz September 10, 2023

double vaping

when you take vaporized weed that has been saved, and attempt to re use it in the vaporizer.

I saved up a bunch of vape weed. I sat around for 30 minutes picking out the greenest buds. Lets douple vape it.

I find double vaping as desperate as you can be to get high

by scheeer October 13, 2009

Double Gripping

Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.

Tom was caught double gripping again.

by Aamiye March 27, 2017