If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021
Get the Marsmug. I would say they're pretty cool
Extremely talkative and sometimes random
Can be annoying sometimes but are really sweet to people they care about
Not very good at comforting people but they try their best
Can't spell (or use grammar) for the life of them
Does funny things for attention and validation
But only in front of their friends
Extremely talkative and sometimes random
Can be annoying sometimes but are really sweet to people they care about
Not very good at comforting people but they try their best
Can't spell (or use grammar) for the life of them
Does funny things for attention and validation
But only in front of their friends
by _Mars_ May 9, 2022
Get the Marsmug. Somehow smart but also the dumbest motherfucker you could meet.
Can make you laugh so hard but also yell at them at the same time for sounding so stupid.
They'll make you feel stupid even though they're the stupid one.
Really cool with good taste in music and good fashion sense. They can also be really blunt as well.
They're smart when they want to be and can make a good point.
Be a little awkward at times but hey- doesn't everyone?
Named after the red wasteland planet.
You think you're dumb? Wait til you meet a Mars. They'll prove you wrong even when you're not trying to.
Can't cook. They just can't.
They flirt as a joke way too much with their friends.
Let's hope you don't fly into space on accident with them.
They're a good friend to have around. Consider yourself lucky if you find a Mars for a friend.
Can make you laugh so hard but also yell at them at the same time for sounding so stupid.
They'll make you feel stupid even though they're the stupid one.
Really cool with good taste in music and good fashion sense. They can also be really blunt as well.
They're smart when they want to be and can make a good point.
Be a little awkward at times but hey- doesn't everyone?
Named after the red wasteland planet.
You think you're dumb? Wait til you meet a Mars. They'll prove you wrong even when you're not trying to.
Can't cook. They just can't.
They flirt as a joke way too much with their friends.
Let's hope you don't fly into space on accident with them.
They're a good friend to have around. Consider yourself lucky if you find a Mars for a friend.
Person 1: YO. You seen Mars anywhere?!
Person 2: Yeah! Being stupid down by the lake!
Person 1: DAMMIT MARS
Person 2: That's Mars for ya!
Person 2: Yeah! Being stupid down by the lake!
Person 1: DAMMIT MARS
Person 2: That's Mars for ya!
by ratsewerfall April 3, 2022
Get the Marsmug. bruno mars is hot, sexy and perfect. he is an extraordinary artist who has produced many bangers such as 24k magic, thats what i like, and please me. bruno mars is a lifestyle
by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022
Get the bruno marsmug. A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.
by mondaymonday August 24, 2016
Get the Mars Barmug. MAR - Mexican Ass Rumble
Damn bro I just ate 3 quesadillas, chips & queso, plus some sopapillas. I’m definitely going to have MAR tonight!
by 6ft weenie April 3, 2023
Get the MARmug. Berries and berries and cream
Berries and cream i’m a little lad who loves
Berries and cream up the octave go for it
Berries and berries and cream
A little lad who loves
Berries and cream
Up the octave go for it
Berries and berries and cream
Berries and cream i’m a little lad who loves
Berries and cream up the octave go for it
Berries and berries and cream
Berries and cream i’m a little lad who loves
Berries and cream up the octave go for it
Berries and berries and cream
A little lad who loves
Berries and cream
Up the octave go for it
Berries and berries and cream
Berries and cream i’m a little lad who loves
Berries and cream up the octave go for it
Berries and berries and cream
by cause ur gay September 6, 2021
Get the marmug.