dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???
dude 2: chill bro he's just reading
dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine
dude 2: chill bro he's just reading
dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine
by Jimmy hahah March 20, 2019
You are doing it.
by No new name used by anyone els October 10, 2016
by bluebomb534 November 19, 2015
by Freekelheighmer October 18, 2021
when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve
and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve
and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire
by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024
"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
by UnknownPersonell February 07, 2024
When you read this just say a “A WHOOSHY WOOSH YUR BAD NICK”
Thick is a word also (The more you know)
Thick is a word also (The more you know)
by Bœt June 09, 2019