my ass

something that has shit all over it

hey do you know what my ass contains?

by crackedlila February 6, 2021

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

Suck my ass

Seriously how do you put both ass cheeks in someone’s mouth? Unless you’re Julie...

Suck my ass no homo

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

big balls in my ass

the way of someone getting the middle finger stuck inn their ass. THen they start violently making out and fucking.

james: yo dude i put big balls in my ass last night.....

by therizzlerofrussia January 17, 2023

Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice

Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)

by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021

im on my ass

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.

“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020