wrongful poop

Being accused of making a noxious smelling poop after coming out of a bathroom that someone else has just pooped in.

Guy 1: "Dude did you just take that awful smelling dump?"

Guy 2: "No way man, that must have been the person before me."

Guy 1: "Understandable. I guess it's just a case of a wrongful poop."

by tamborines September 25, 2010

explosive poop

thing when you eat something bad and all the dams break loose

and your butthole is in distress

I shot her with explosive poop

by minhye park December 25, 2019

baby poop

Noun : The substance that a hideously large number of Catholic clergy must wipe off their genitals prior to blessing the holy water.popefilthyVaticanholy water

Good afternoon, Father. Do you smell baby poop?

by ~GAWD~ September 27, 2010

second poop

When you jack off on the toilet after taking a shit.

"Dude he must have been in there for 30 minutes! He must be taking a second poop."

by Masterblaster300 May 4, 2018

poop chills

n. That chilly feeling that makes your arm hair stand up during a good dump. Immediately followed by a poop shiver.

If you don't get a chill during a good dump, you don't know how to poop!

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004

squirrel poop

something which does not exist. As the waste travels down the large intestine, it comes to it's end where magic causes it to dissappear. While many simply belive that after this stage it no longer exists, many scientists belive that it could actually be teleported to another dimention, or something even further beyond our comprehention.

Johnny never saw squirrel poop in his life.

by Not yourename January 12, 2006

Emo Poop

Bodily waste of varying color, shape, texture, and degree of pain may vary depending on what was eaten. The odor, however, is very specific. If the waste is removed from the body in a bathroom, the smell will stay in that room for about 3-7 days. If the door is closed, the smell will still pollute the whole house. If a person comes near a whiff of the stench; gagging, vomit, and fainting is very common. Sometimes, it is thought that a person missed the toilet and the bodily waste landed on a wall or floor, where no one is able to see, and that is why the room reeks with the horrendous fragrance.

"I think an Emo Poop just formed in my lungs"

by BathroomExperience December 20, 2008