Horse Dick

you seriously went on google to open a dictionary site just to look up horse dick...

you actually turned on your computer, opened google, searched up a fucking dictionary site just to look up horse dick

by saul goodman but on speed August 25, 2022

Horse Portion

The side portion of a persons leg that is exposed while seated on the toilet. This includes (but is not limited to) the lower calf, the thigh and the outer butt cheek. Named after its resemblence to the rear side portion of the equine species. Often the first sight of someone who opens an occupied bathroom door that should have been locked.

(roomate opens bathroom door, only to find his housemate having a bowel movement)
-"DUDE! Lock the door when you're taking a dump. No one wants to see your horse portion!"

by not a MUZEd November 9, 2009

the golden horse

a girl puts her tits in front of another vagina and you tit fuck one and fuck the other at the same time also while fingering the one that you are tit fucking while her nose is in your ass

vagina is fucked at the same time as tits called the golden horse

by mccormsh December 23, 2010

horse jack

Can be used as a synonym for screwed, taken advantage of. Can also be used to describe a sexual encounter.

I got horse jacked at the car dealership.

Lisa's hot, I would horse jack that ass every morning.

by elusive007 March 31, 2009

Throbbing horse

A way of masturbation where the horny "user" slaps their cock as hard as possible, and then grabs a condom, and put it on their feet. They then grab a coke can, put it on their cock, and spray paint the can purple. Then they jack it to nickelback for 2 hours

"What's your favorite way of ejackulating?"
"HEEHAA I'M A THROBBING HORSE BITCH"

by Jesus hinself September 29, 2017

Dirty Horse

A really tall girl with a overgrown face, about 40 teeth all cramed in to her mouth.
Also sporting a gammy leg, so she walks about like a old decripted Horse.

Sometimes they like to neigh..., when laughing
And would take any guy they could get their hooves on.

John: look at the state of that Dirty Horse at the bar, make's me feel sick!

Mike: Errr... i can see her teeth from here.

John: look's like she trying to get her hooves on Martin aswell hahah...

by O and L April 8, 2011

yellow horse

very weird cousins, mostly pregnant; also can mean good luck

they are such yellow horses

by yellow horse1152 March 31, 2017