Ev-one

shorter way to say "everyone".

"ev-one keeps acting so weird lately."
- "what the hell is ev-one??"
"means everyone, it's just shorter."

by thedemonunderyourbed August 17, 2024

Eve

Eve is very funny. She acts like a boomer sometimes but she is everyone's GODMOTHER! She is very happy and giggly (very very very giggly) although she doesn't know anyone with the same name as her. Neither do I. You may not know an Eve but if you do she will parade your kitchen steal your silverware and tell you a funny joke while at it. If you give her some milk she will love you for life (she loves that stuff............... cow milk to clarify). She is anxious sometimes but can always get a grip back on life. She won't give up and she will not stop trying. To all the Eves out there you are special and have a special laugh that everyone adores and thinks is so funny. Eves are usually quirky and weird but lovable and wholesome (can be unwholesome if they want to be).

OMG EVE IS LIKE TAKING MY SILVERWARE PLS HELP
wow I can't eat cereal she took all my spoons and drank all my milk -_-
Eve is very special

by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023

it started with eve

Women. Oy.

Ashley just emptied out my bank account! Damn Dude. Well. It started with Eve.

by Sicilian Cowboy March 22, 2023

Eve

Eve is a girl with a fat dumpy and has the most pretty eyes you’ve ever seen this combination is rare to find in a girl so make sure to keep her! She makes a great girlfriend and is an amazing cook although she does not cook often. If you have an eve keep her

Guy 1: damn did you see that girl eve

Guy 2: yeah man she’s wifey material

by Big booty L February 1, 2023

Eve

Eve is the best type of girl to have, her gawk gawk game is out of this world, she has the most pretty eyes you could ever stare into too, you should cherish every moment with eve because every moment is worth a million pound. Eve is also a smart funny and intelligent girl although it may not always seem like it! Keep your eve close and love her with all your heart

Hey man did you see eves fat dumpy
Yeah man! That shit had recoil!

by Big booty L February 1, 2023

eve christie

diva mega diva

“you know eve christie?”

“Who?”
“That mega diva”
“Ohh yeah the blonde I know her”

by Yournanscabbage April 1, 2025

Alcohol eve

Alcohol eve is the day before valentines day where you drink your heart out so on valentines day your too hungover to realize that your single and lonely

Jeff: tomorrow is alcohol eve!
Ben: we really need to get our lives together

by Idkimjustherefortheride April 5, 2024