by Our ban dictionary January 15, 2018
A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.
"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"
by devious derelicts November 18, 2011
by dirtydeeds4dirtcheap July 29, 2017
by M Jane Wagon July 11, 2008
Yourself plus a threesome consisting of very attractive/hot/sexy blondes (i.e. country singers Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and Julianne Hough).
Dude, last night I was in a country foursome!
by Word Generator 2006 November 23, 2009
to take a shit and get a blowjow simeltaneously while in an outhouse.
by Thomas Theleman December 04, 2006
by DangerousDaryl December 24, 2006