nonce

british slang for pedophile

that kid cooper is a nonce

by e eu suinsiunu June 25, 2023

murder nonce

A murderer who targets young children

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"

by ~hlumi January 22, 2018

Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021

Nonce

Ben garnett

Ben garnett admitted touching kidly winks and a nonce

by Garyitouchedyourkidlastnight April 22, 2019

Nonce

Someone who diddles

"you hear that Oscar bloke diddles kids?"

"Yeah he's a right Nonce"

by Spooligan April 18, 2018

Nonce

A Nigerian man on houseparty called Muhammad. He constantly says the word Emily and gets bullied by 11 and 14 year olds

“Emily” says Muhammad

“Shut up Muhammad you’re a nonce” Says joe

by Muhammad’s worst nightmare July 11, 2020

Nonce

A word used in britain for paedophile.

Have you heard about Holly she is a nonce.

by Monbon98 December 1, 2016