Thankful

What am I thankful for... Hmm...

Hym "I'm thankful foooooooooooor... My shear existential superiority to all others... A level of world changing brilliance that no man (or woman) with ever surpass... That no one can escape death... That God was both stupid and arrogant enough to create the impetus for it's own destruction and brazen enough to slight me specifically that I may kill it myself... Ummm... Meat. Cows taste good... Anime and Video-games and television/cinema are really reality's only redeeming quality... So those too... Carbonated beverages... And coffee... Aaaaaand... The signed portal gun Dan is totally going to give me. BOTH SIGNATURES DAN! Uuuuummm... That is all."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

thank you ma'am

When you drive fast over a small hill in the road giving the feeling of 0G for a moment.

"Step on it, we can do a thank you ma'am here."

by Dirty760 July 24, 2021

Thank you, ten

Actors in theatre say “thank you 15, thank you 10, thank you 5, thank you places”, etc. when the stage manager calls them for a show day. The numbers are how long they have until they need to be behind the curtain/ready and in the wings to preform.

STAGE MANAGER: Ten minutes until places!

ACTORS: Thank you, ten!

by HaixerSucks May 21, 2023

Turkish Thank You

When you're fucking a girl from behind and are about to cum, you pull out and put the tip of your penis on her butthole to finish; some of the ejaculate should run down to her pussy and down her legs

After Charlotte cooked me a particularly good dinner, we had sex and I decided to give her a Turkish Thank You. Her rosebud and lips looked like a lake with a cum waterfall.

by bobojo June 10, 2024

thanks dreww

A comment on an "Andrewplays1ne" video by the legendary "IThatKidBryan"

"thanks dreww"

by andrewplays1ne May 24, 2018

Yeah was nice thanks :)

Irish-English for "dude, please stop talking"

Hey, how was Glasgow?

Yeah was nice thanks :)

by geitenfuif March 5, 2022

Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

by von groovy August 12, 2024