don’t judge a netflix by the thumbnail

Similar to “don’t judge a book by its cover” except realistic.

You wanna Netflix and chill with that random thing on netflix?

That looks lame!

Yo! Don’t judge a Netflix by the thumbnail!

Ok.. let’s make out.

by JaeLorette121 August 9, 2018

netflix and despair

When you know that there will be no netflix and chill tonight, only disappointment. So you just watch some show and contemplate on your despair.

See also netflix and sleep, netflix and angry, netflix and sad, and married netflix and chill.

Did you netflix and chill last night?
Of course not, there was only netflix and despair.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 3, 2018

netflix and roll

To smoke weed while watching netflix

"Hey let's Netflix and Roll"

by Calikaze3e May 26, 2016

Netflix

Netflix, Inc. is an American subscription streaming service and production company. Launched on August 29, 1997, it offers a library of films and television series through distribution deals as well as its own productions, known as Netflix Originals.

I was watching Netflix

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022

Netflix Constipation

When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.

I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!

by LordJefe October 29, 2018

Netflix Syndrome

To think you know everything about a subject after watching one Netflix documentary.

John has Netflix Syndrome after watching food Inc. and keeps telling everyone to be a vegan.

by chazzmaniandevil January 4, 2020

NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.

"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."

by BallSniffa May 25, 2023