All Natural

Hairy, Fungus infused mole on a sweaty teenager named Jared Getzler

Eww what is that. “ It’s my all natural”

by Hairy All Natural January 07, 2019

Natural Creases

What you call your fat rolls when you’re delusional about how fat you are.

Bullshit mutherfucker that’s not fat and I’m not sucking it in. It’s just my natural creases.

by Supersmallpenisman December 17, 2021

NATURAL ABORTION

A great reason why they need to pass ANAL VS. PAID.

LOOK how many of you ABORTION HATERS and ABORTION REJECTERS screw your GIRLY in the S0D0MY as you see congratulations you just had a NATURAL ABORTION as us FAGS are your residential experts and not only that it's PRIDE WEAK for all you NATURAL ABORTION FUCKERS.

by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE June 29, 2022

All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.

"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."

by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021

Nature Terrorist

When a natural disaster damages "attacks" a major goverment building.

OMG!!!!!!!!! a nature terrorist just struck Washington D.C. with a 5.8 magnitude earth quake

by Pmoneyman August 25, 2011

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 03, 2010

Humans of Nature

A description of students who have given up on everything, particularly when living in the midlands.

"I guess we're all just humans of nature."

by getwickywith it December 02, 2022