e-narcissist

1. any person who, despite all indicia to the contrary, unreasonably continues to believe that any other person who reads his/her Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, Pinterest, Tumblr, Twitter, or any other social network posts, and despite the fact that such posts may actually be the creation of yet another person, truly cares as much as he/she does about the substance of such posts.

2. any person who, despite all indicia to the contrary, unreasonably continues to believe that repetitive posting, on any social network, will positively influence that person's actual social standing in the real world.

1. Peter: "Why won't Mary stop posting e-meme pictures she didn't even create herself?"

Paul: "Because she's an e-narcissist."

2. Peter: "Why does Mary keep posting? It seems she just posts whatever she sees happening around her all the time, just so she can post something."

Paul: "Who cares? She's a horrible person anyway... oh, and she's an e-narcissist."

by Pikr816 July 19, 2012

Wet Narcissus

The combination of coke and viagra, usually snorted, used to keep the party going. Most common among older gay men, who need that extra lil umph, upstairs and downstairs. Hard revelry, if you will...

"Do you have that Wet Narcissus, Nic? That cute 23 year old voguing on the bar at Vandams might run circles around me in bed if I don't do some combo linez."

by Dirty Daddy January 15, 2013

altruistic narcissist

A finite group of Narcissists, using religion, politics, entertainment to forge a foundation of generosity or an appearance of helpfulness to produce credibility. All altruistic behaviors are purposed to produce narcissist supply. Entitlement, self aggrandizement, poor self control, and a complete lack of empathy, disregarding how behavior may have negative consequences to other people. As a rule all behavior is self purposed, all people are subjects to be used, and discarded when use is no longer functional to their purpose. Typically the discard follows with the possibility to be hovered in for recycling of Narcissist supply. Narcissus that are altruistic appear to be helpful to produce a large group of groupies that become potential flying monkeys.

I believe that the altruistic narcissist does good to get attention.

by nerverbeenstupid August 4, 2017

Negative narcissist

A narcissist that believes everyone is against them instead of with them. They believe everything they do is wrong, everyone hates them, and that everyone is always talking about them or talking down to them.

Oh John? Don't mind him. He thinks everyone talks crap about him even when we're talking about unicorns. He's a negative narcissist.

by Bookworm Brea May 25, 2018

orbital narcissist

A revolving interaction with a narcissist, where the narcissist insists the orbital path is constructed for the narcissist.

A polar intelligence matrix existed between Joe and Sally. When Sally realized Joe signed up for the same class she built a fictitious assumption paradigm about Joe. Every time Sally saw Joe at class she thought it was about her. She was a real orbital narcissist.

Little Johnny thought every women was required to fall in love with him. He got coffee everyday at the same time as Kelly. Since Little Johnny was an orbital narcissist he thought Kelly got coffee at the same time just to see him but she didn't

by Ontological June 26, 2018

parental narcissist

refers to (noob) parents that are so overly cautious when their with their kid that they look at everybody that "looks like" they don't have kids and everything else around them as a potential threats to their child's safety to the point where it seems down right narcissistic because they shun other people in doing so just because they don't have kids.

a single guy see his neighbor and says hows it going the neighbor gives off a cautious vibe and looks down on the single guy so the single guy calls his neighbor a parental narcissist under his breath then proceeds to commit adultery with his neighbors wife on Monday

by superiorbreed August 21, 2018

Mr Narcisi

TMC teacher. Looks like a prune dressed like a mullet should have retired a few years ago.

Oh look it’s mr Narcisi. The most fucking annoying teacher of all time. Kill ourselves.

by a student :) April 9, 2019