big balls in my ass

the way of someone getting the middle finger stuck inn their ass. THen they start violently making out and fucking.

james: yo dude i put big balls in my ass last night.....

by therizzlerofrussia January 17, 2023

Define my ass

An answer to when someone ask to define a word or sentance

Could you define Bread for me?
Define my ass

by Theyputhemastercheifinthesoder January 21, 2023

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

Shunt in my ass

An expression for something annoying that sucks your energy

That homeless guy took my money. What a shunt in my ass!

by younggong May 16, 2025

Super star my ass

To put 5 tongues amongst an asshole. Making a star like lick.

I need to get crazy. Time to super star my ass.

by Poopgoddontplaywithme May 2, 2024

black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.

White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"

by fukcer192 March 6, 2024

Lay your lips upon my ass.

This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.

"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."

by Yeag3300 March 18, 2024