Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus

I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.

by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020

asa musser

nazi

asa musser is a nazi

by ___orangemanbad April 8, 2021

Cunt Musket

It is the person, generally an older cunt, who constantly bitches about how hard she works, thinks she's entitled and compares it to a man, generally she is the voice for the company because she'll tell you what you did on vacation etc. Her retirement is her seniority and we pray that she gets it ! To men she's like a queef stuck to your face or like a good blunt the stank just won't go away.

"Bro I get that she's on the alumni for this company but shes a god damn Cunt Musket."

by Urban slurs June 6, 2021

fake masker

someone who wore a mask because everyone else wore one until they stopped wearing it; sheep-like

eric became a fake masker after all his friends stopped wearing their mask too

by Dannyb96 June 11, 2021

Elon Musked

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.

Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".

"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"

by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021

Anti Masker

Like an anti vaxxer, but stupider.

Anti Maskers are just trump supporters with no common sense.

by Shithead23 November 14, 2021

slave masker

A person or group of persons who abuse their authority to force others to wear a mask.

Term coined by JEG3 2021.

The board of education rejoiced watching the labored breathing of the elementary school children knowing their power as their slave maskers was unassailable.

by Theta Burn September 14, 2021