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Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.
"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."
by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017
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Mormon Pizza

When you go on a mission in a different country and you don’t like the food, so you just order pizza for 2 years.
“He ate so much pizza on his mission that it cancelled out all the walking he did. He definitely is a Mormon pizza!”
by Lucitypoop July 8, 2025
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Mormon jacuzzi

During a Mormon Soak, 7 elders shake the bed for 7 minutes.
I got pregnant from my Mormon Jacuzzi.
by Handle Deez December 26, 2023
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Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
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Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Garrett and Theo are both Mormon Fuckbois.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
mugGet the Mormon Fuckboimug.

Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Megan: Garrett is a Mormon Fuckboi.
Kortni: So is Theo!!
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
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Mormon Hangover

When you go to a church dance with all your Mormon friends and the next day you wake up with a headache, you legs are sore from all the line dancing and you can't remember the names of all the people you danced with.
Man, I just woke up with the worst mormon hangover!!
by Penetration statio September 19, 2017
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