jorah mormont 

Forever in the friend zone.

Wow, Mark, Alice treats you like Daenerys treats Jorah Mormont on Game Of Thrones.

That's good, right?

Not if you want to fuck her, it's not

jorah mormont by Night King August 9, 2017

morongwa 

She has a big heart, she's beautiful, caring but very stern and strict. She's very hard working, would do anything for her family and loved ones. Trustworthy and and extremely reliable. She can be stubborn and bossy, but she's often taken for granted. But don't ever test her, her temper is always ready

That women managed to build a home, take all her kids to school, work and 9-5 shift and still manged to curl her hair and look good everyday, she must be a Morongwa

Or

Yo... That women gave me a piece of her mind! Has to be a Morongwa

morongwa by NdebelePriestess October 14, 2020

parking moron

A person who takes up more parking space than is needed for his car, so that other people cannot park alongside.

Guy1: Hey, look, this moron parked his ass between the spots! There was a space for four cars - now it's just two!

Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?

parking moron by fabiana November 17, 2009

tough moron 

someone who is a moron but also possesses uncompromising determination and is capable of enduring strain, hardship, or severe labor

Check out that guy carrying the steel 55-gallon drum down the block even though he could be rolling it. He is one tough moron!

tough moron by BlobbyBlob May 13, 2010

Moron's dozen 

Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.

Moron's dozen by kloiterra August 9, 2010

moronicity 

(n.) The degree to which one is a moron.

Can you believe the moronicity of that guy?

moronicity by CrayonFrosh March 13, 2006

Mormonics

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.

Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.

Mormonics by broncogunner June 12, 2008