A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb
My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!
by Madmax16 May 17, 2016
Get the car monkeymug. by graylover333 May 23, 2022
Get the Beach Monkeymug. when master oogway saves monkeys life he asks why and answers Mhhh monkey
if you want to see for you self search Mhhh monkey in google
if you want to see for you self search Mhhh monkey in google
by Mhhh-monkey May 13, 2020
Get the Mhhh monkeymug. A newly found vulgar slang of Texan origin; used as a high level insult.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.
Linda: Ugh, that George is too much! All he ever does is think about himself, I’d go so far as to call him a Trash Monkey!
Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.
George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.
Fin.
Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.
George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.
Fin.
by Lii’sBathSalts May 15, 2020
Get the Trash Monkeymug. Your going to die if you mess with this dude he is literally going to kill you. He has a M60, a suicide vest, and a fucking tank. But here's a twist he cant motherfucking die.
by oofman3 November 18, 2018
Get the Terrorist Monkeymug. by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022
Get the goofy monkeymug. by Poopy but November 7, 2020
Get the Frame monkeymug.