A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.
faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua
by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013
A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.
"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
by Karma Sutra June 01, 2018
The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.
by Donavan Mikulsky August 07, 2007
by okmnjiuhbvgytfcxdr July 15, 2022
Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?
Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!
Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.
Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!
Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!
Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.
Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!
by RedRibbonSword October 17, 2010
by Dr. KLUE August 06, 2008
Cricketer of the highest standard.
An all round player who kicks ass, and causes fear in his opponents.
When used in the plural it can also be used to describe a team.
An all round player who kicks ass, and causes fear in his opponents.
When used in the plural it can also be used to describe a team.
"That Justin, he's one hell of a crease-monkey"
"The crease-monkeys are cheered from the field by their adoring fans after yet another comprehensive victory"
"The crease-monkeys are cheered from the field by their adoring fans after yet another comprehensive victory"
by DemonPixieBoy June 19, 2008