modaka

when someone becomes increasingly darker, or tanned. Aka. "more Darker."

Sally: "Wane just back from Hawaii. Have you seen him?"

Charlie: "Yeah he got hella modaka!"

by Alexiz September 6, 2007

Monday's Alibi

A rad band from SD, CA!
Band members include: Bernie, Gabe, Rubin, Robert.

Dude, the Monday's Alibi show was fuckin awesome!

by Monday's Alibi fan December 9, 2008

mondaytarded

1. adjective relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development on Mondays

2. adjective Occurring or developing later than desired or expected on Mondays; delayed on Mondays

Mondaytarded often occurs when, after partaking in a large volume of alcohol or drugs over the weekend, one returns to work on Monday and is expected to function as normal. Unable to perform at 100%, a state of Mondaytardedness ensues. This condition can persist until the next weekend, where the individual does it all over again.

Joe drank an excessive volume of alcohol on both Friday and Saturday night. What he remembers of either night is vague at best. He lays around all day Sunday in hopes of recovery. Monday, he gets to work and spends half the day drooling over himself and trying to quietly squeeze out beer farts. He manages to get a report finished full of spelling errors and tastless side jokes. Mondaytarded.

by Phil M September 28, 2009

Mondayhole

Another term for "asshole".

She was so drunk she let me stick it in her {Mondayhole}.

by BTC77 April 6, 2010

Monday Morning Hangover

When a girl tells you Sunday that she is leaving you, so you get extremely drunk that night, causing the hangover to fall on Monday morning. At this point, you would wake up, realizing you are now alone, causing a second major blow to your face. This feeling is described as the "Monday Morning Hangover"

I'm not going to make it to work, I have a Monday Morning Hangover.

by blah7890 September 27, 2010

Modysexual

Finds Mody sexy

“Oh look that thot over there is Modysexual”

by aquack November 23, 2020

Moayed

The act of sticking up coke up ones butthole and then proceeding to use it as a wipe. Only applicable to thick people.

Look at that guy, he just tried to do a Moayed

Too bad he ain't got the thick booty

by TooBigForU June 16, 2022