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Minnesota Snowplow

Where one ejaculates on the side of an unsuspecting bystander.
She just looked so sad and aloof walking down the hallway. So just as she turned the corner, I ran up and gave her a Minnesota Snowplow. We both feel so much better now.
by umtonsilbarbiebutchersweetnlow February 19, 2014
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minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014
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minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015
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minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
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minnesota hairspray

When your man sprays his precious seed into your hair and it hardens from the cold.
Omg my bf just gave me a Minnesota hairspray and it is just what I needed.
by Minnesotaboy January 16, 2017
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Minnesota Snow Angel

The sexual act of dry humping your partner on a toboggan speeding downhill. It is also tradition to wear costumes from the Disney movie "Frozen" while performing this act. Make sure to bring appropriate safety gear in case of sledding accidents.
Me and Kathy snuck out during our High School Reunion to make a Minnesota Snow Angel! You betcha it was a blast!
by CakeBakeConnor January 10, 2017
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mineelf

MineElf
MineElf is your mother
by YourMotherInMyElf February 8, 2017
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