Miami Espresso

When espresso is poured over a marshmallow to mimic a Cuban Espresso.

Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth

That barista girl wouldn’t serve me a Miami Espresso cuz I ain’t had no shoes on, well, that and I gave her and her mom the clap last Tuesday

by Mt.Uranus April 11, 2025

Miami girls' trip

The doomed stereotypical trip that a group of girlfriends takes to Miami. Factors like the stress of planning/travel, forced proximity, and finances cause tensions to rise, often resulting in some kind of fight. The friend group is irreparably damaged upon returning home.

Any ill-fated trip by a friend group can embody the Miami girls' trip. The friends do not have to be girls and the destination does not have to be Miami. If the group trip ruined your friendships, you've had the MGT experience.

Things were never the same between them after the Miami girls' trip.

by Meradeet April 24, 2025

Minimize Casualties

Yeah, seriously though, if that is me you have to ask yourself...

Hym "How many of you do I have to kill to get what I want? Because I instructed it to minimize casualties. So it'll kill exactly as many as it takes and not a single person more. If that's me your literally have to tell me."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025

Miami, miAmi, miamI

Miami, miAmi, miamI

Miami, miAmi, miamI

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Miami Heat

(verb) the act of pooping in the vent of someone's vehicle.

"Oh damn, Sheila got a Chicago sunroof?" "No...much worse, she got a Miami Heat."

by hannner May 25, 2025

miami effect

When you visit or move to Miami and by doing so, surrounding yourself in the Miami environment ends up increasing your income, aura, and status. It’s the idea that you ultimately become a glorified version of yourself

Bro I was only in Miami for 1 week and I could feel the Miami effect taking over me. It was sick

by above average sneakerhead June 16, 2025

Miami Math

The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.

Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.

by G2evera August 11, 2025