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Michigan roulette

6-10 people put $20 in a pot and you all drink a ton and whoever doesn’t get a DUI wins the pot and doesn’t have to pay the tab next time
Yeah me, jimmy and his buddy’s played Michigan roulette and Timmy went and got himself a dui
by Rweish2 December 5, 2021
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Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.
Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.
by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021
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Hell Michigan Bee Bag

The Hell Michigan Bee Bag is where a person typically male shoves a small plastic bag full of alive bees in their urethra.

The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
I don't know if I'm ready for the Hell Michigan Bee Bag.
by anonymous August 5, 2025
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Michigan throbber

When a woman in Michigan bends over to get it doggy style and you jam it in her ass so hard and use the quote "when it's in its in" !
When I fucked this black chick last night I used the Michigan throbber technique!
by Gunemdowngonzalez March 25, 2024
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Michigan Man

A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.

Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.
This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.
by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025
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Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.
Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.
by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018
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