Michigan Slammer

What's going to happen to Samuel if he doesn't get back from his trip in time

"No extended stays or else you'll be getting the Michigan Slammer"
-cobie_

"Michigan Slammer? More like depression."
-Samuel

by cobie_ June 10, 2021

clio michigan

A state small in Michigan that is close to Saginaw and Flint

Hey are we going down to Clio Michigan

by @Claire_folcik This my tictok October 29, 2020

Michigan Ear penetrator

The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out

Jenna's ear hole got resized by the Michigan ear penetrator

by Mynameisyoy October 14, 2016

michigan chairlift

Getting a hand Job underneath all of your snow gear on the chairlift at night so the parallel chairlifts "can't" see you.

Maddison gave brad a Michigan chairlift after they did a few too many shotskis! *see shotskis*

by Shitnkunttools May 19, 2017

Northern Michigan University

Shit place. You don’t get help when you need it. You go back years later. Required to have public safety help you move. Same officers you realize didn’t help and had contradictory reports you have, yet You thank them. They beat you and say you’re going to jail and take all of your shit, and don’t return, so when you return home you have no keys and pay a Fortune. They don’t tell you why you’re going. You’re handicapped. And admitted days before that you’re being harassed by head person. Don’t waste time. Record every conversation like I did. If you need help. Mary B will help you. Refunded everything and erased transcript. But seems like after their doj lawsuit and many others. They still can’t keep up with their promises after federal government gave order for what they did during gag order. If you want to be scared for no help when beaten or beaten by them. Go ahead and waste time. Gah orders basically still there. Look up every lawsuit. Wish I never went back. Thought issues fixed.

Northern Michigan University treats disabled and mentally I’ll people like shit still

by Nicole Ap February 3, 2024

Michigan mudslide

When your a queer from Michigan that works over the road with your other queer friend from home, you take each other to Taco Bell every night then fuck each others assholes (mudslide) at the hotel room until you shart all over each others chubby chodes

Hey, you want a Michigan mudslide when we get back to the hotel?

by Chodedouglas May 1, 2025

Michigan super soaker

The act of getting your own

piss in your mouth, and then spitting it into your partner’s mouth.

She wanted to try something new and kinky, so I hit her with the Michigan super soaker.

by DARKTOILET September 17, 2021