merym

a dumbass unappreciative hoe who look likes a mop her perosnality , wack , style wack , the way she doesn't like to smile wack she is a very.dissapoimting person n over all a failure to sosciety

ew dont be such a merym

by Bootyconsumer May 2, 2018

mercyless milk

An inbred caniadian fuck who loves to finger his asshole and call it his belly button.

That is a mercyless milk

by Notthemilkman May 9, 2018

Merry Toppins

A bastardization of "Marry Poppins" used to describe topping off a high with a couple of extra hits just upon departure from Pike's Peak (see: pike's peak)

Let's have a quick very Merry Toppins

by MerryPoppins September 4, 2018

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

Merry-Go

When you sit up with a big girl just to pull up your own weight.

“Hey foreman Darius why don't you act like Carmella bing and handle the brackets before the Merry-Go! “Yeah Phillie I'll get around to that as soon as you bar that actress from your Netflix account!

by Shitschecks December 30, 2018

Merryan

Merryan is a funny sweet and sexy friend, she is very clumsy and lazy but can be really energetic. She laughs very easliy anything you do she laughs. She loves to make people happy that’s the only thing she worries abt. If your sad, talk to Merryan she will make you feel better, find you a Merryan an your life will finally be completed.

Person 1: I wanna talk to Merryan
Person 2: OH HECK NO MERRYAN IS MINE! U CANNOT

by idontlkgfesvjfds March 10, 2019

Meryan

A kind, generous, loving, loyal, and appreciative girl. Meryan is one of the most supportive friends I've ever met. I could tell her anything and she won't say a thing to anyone! Meryan is the best listener when you want her to be. Even through the most painful of times, she will get back up and walk on. People can say all the shit they want and have instant karma for messing with the wrong girl! She's very considerate about everything. Meryan is so perfect that she's a person everyone would wanna be. I'm so grateful for a friend like her.

Zoey: "I wish I was Meryan, she's so cool!"
Jenna: "Shut up, even if you were her you wouldn't be able to keep up with her personality," "she's to good for you."
Meryan when she hears the word "food"

by JennaBug247 March 23, 2019