I'd make her breakfast in the morning

A nice, comedic way to say, I'd fuck her

Oh, dude, Megan foxx?

I'd make her breakfast in the morning.

by Codester124 February 23, 2010

Good morning

When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.

I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.

by Fatbox October 8, 2006

morning rose

Being too fucked up to remember popular zoolander quotes

D - What was that pose called?? The morning rose?
C - It was blue steel u dick!

by Eagle Von Ceasle April 3, 2008

Morning Period

A fake girlfriend/boyfriend someone gets after a big break up, the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is usually used for selfish reasons like sex. the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is discarded as soon as the person finds someone they actually like

Nano: Ed heard you got a new girlfriend, so you got rid of the morning period.
Ed: yup

Carl: hey guys so i got rid of the morning period

by BuJebus April 1, 2011

meaning

The substance in which a purpose was intended for.

God created the devil, meaning truth would have measure.

by Frank Stringini August 4, 2006

Morning After Hair

Messy hair after a night of wild sex. Same as sex hair and looks just like bed head.

Wow, that slut Erin didn't even comb out her morning after hair, you know she got rammed hard last night!

by Ariel Lei August 22, 2007

Turning Red Real Meaning

The cringey movie is actually about a girl on her period

When ever she ‘turns panda’ she is on her period.

Parents r concerned lol

Charlie: What Is The Turning Red Real Meaning

Christine: Basically A girl on there period…

Charlie: what’s dat?

Christine: uhhhhhh…

by masonthemissile November 9, 2022