Mayonnaise/maya curse

can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors

guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu

Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly

by dudelovescake July 11, 2024

Mayonnaise Tornado

Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.

Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.

by Robberrdyyckk March 6, 2024

Maycock's number

10 to the power of 5931927818127173761112

teacher: 10 to the power of 5931927818127173761112 =
student: Maycock's number
teacher: impossible

by bonkoo March 29, 2024

Maycock's number

10 to the power of 5931927818127173761112

10 to the power of 5931927818127173761112 = Maycock's number

by bonkoo March 29, 2024

mayonnaise female

Yoghurt male, but female

-Wow she's so cool and real, she's def a yoghurt male
-nah man she got a vagayjay she fo sho a mayonnaise female bruh

by Hotgirl826 June 29, 2024

MAYONADOCHE Ungodly quite burp on the inside Nayhou mishibishi haha 😂

bap boo bap baa boo
Ungodly quite burp on the inside Nayhou mishibishi haha 😂

person 1:MAYONADOCHE Ungodly quite burp on the inside Nayhou mishibishi haha 😂
Person 2:marvin
jeffy:wanna see my pencil?

by chris netheraton July 2, 2024

Maycol

When your Hispanic parents wanted to name you something different than "Miguel" but didn't know how to spell the English name "Michael" so they spelled it "Maycol" because that's how it's phonetically spelled in Spanish.

"Alright class, time to take roll!"

*sees Maycol on list*
"Uhhh.... "May-Coal?"

"...it's pronounced Michael, ma'am. (kill me now)"

by death to the ezic resistance December 5, 2024