by alpha November 09, 2003
A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.
Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.
In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.
In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
by ben February 25, 2005
The best character in the Netflix series Stranger Things. Played by the incomparable Sadie Sink She plays video games, rides a skateboard, has red hair, and is totally adorable. If you don't like her, you deserve to be raped by a Demagorgon.
by KrispyDymond December 15, 2017
Max George, from the most flawless band on the planet: The Wanted, is purely just too perfect for words. He is known for his 'Dad jokes' and the fact that is looks alone can make your ovaries go 'BOOM!', then you hear his voice, and you go to heaven.
by TWAREFLAWLESS May 06, 2012
I lose about 10 seconds into the legend of max
by 5'1"Racer February 12, 2005
by BringingGazzaBack November 23, 2017
an extreme level of ridiculousness, measured on a scale of 1-5. Hitting the highest point of ridiculosity.
by Waxmbat April 18, 2009