Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets because they never use the toilet.

He is such a max payne

by alpha November 9, 2003

max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.

Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!

by ben February 25, 2005

max mayfield

The best character in the Netflix series Stranger Things. Played by the incomparable Sadie Sink She plays video games, rides a skateboard, has red hair, and is totally adorable. If you don't like her, you deserve to be raped by a Demagorgon.

Mad Max Mayfield can beat your score at Dig Dug, and can probably beat your ass too!!

by KrispyDymond December 15, 2017

Max George

Max George, from the most flawless band on the planet: The Wanted, is purely just too perfect for words. He is known for his 'Dad jokes' and the fact that is looks alone can make your ovaries go 'BOOM!', then you hear his voice, and you go to heaven.

Max George is so perfect, I'm glad he came.

by TWAREFLAWLESS October 14, 2012

the legend of max

A very difficult DDR song, running at 333 bpm for most of the song. A
level 10 on heavy.

I lose about 10 seconds into the legend of max

by 5'1"Racer February 12, 2005

Max The Girl

Max is the best person you will ever meet. She has a great personality and short hair. she is not afraid of much and is down to do anything. everybody likes her and she sometimes wants to kill you but you still have fun while doing it because you know she doesn't mean it. she will help you in any situation or problem. she is really chill around anyone and talks really chill like. she does not require tons of attention. Max is always there for you and unforgettable.

Dang Remember Max The Girl? She was the best person i met

by Dmanning74 March 17, 2019

max chickens

Australian Slang. To describe the extreme speed of an object, person or being.

Did you see Bazza going max chickens down the street in his new ute?

by BringingGazzaBack November 23, 2017