Bitch-Made

When someone shits their pants when the lights get bright.

"Did you catch the Eagles Game last night? That Jalen Hurts guy sure is Bitch-Made."

by Cosby's Cosmos January 16, 2024

Bitch Made

A man or woman who is always complaining or is just not right for anything.

Bro Cam is so bitch made, he annoys me so much.

by Slimeball634 August 31, 2020

made of future

Used to describe anything that, through the application of science so advanced it may as well be magic, exhibits seemingly impossible behaviors or properties. The key is that the behavior/property on exhibit only -seems- impossible; if the observer had an understanding of advanced science, it would make perfect sense. "Made of future" used to be applicable only in speculative fiction, but is increasingly appropriate in the context of the real world.

Usage "Wait...how does the thin fabric of a guard uniform stop a knife blade?" "Dude, the uniform is made of future". Note: actually, it's made of Kevlar fibers saturated with non-Newtonian goo that locks the fibers in place under sudden impacts, but "made of future" is simpler.

by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014

Roblox is the worst game ever made

One of the most true statements ever made .

did you ever hear of Roblox? Yes Roblox is the worst game ever made.

by Robloxhater March 13, 2023

face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

by Beelzebubba April 7, 2015

magnum made

One who has a very large you know!!! And the hustle is just as Big!!!

Dale is Magnum Made. I need that in my life gurl.

by Hunny J October 20, 2013

bearly made it

What Davy Crockett claimed to have done when he yelled his name at a charging wide-open-mouthed bruin, causing said ferocious hairy beast to be so frightened dat it just fell down and died.

After discovering dat Brer Rabbit's "laughin' place" was actually nothing but a nest of "bumbly-bees", Brer Fox and his huge lumbering "not exactly broke out wif brains" partner-in-crime felt like they "bearly made it out alive" after said angry buzz-bugs majorly swarmed them in response to their having naively shoved their unsuspecting heads straight into said striped stingers' nest-hole.

by QuacksO June 25, 2023