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rash in my ass

when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.
person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!
by queefinator4 March 5, 2023
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Suck my ass

Seriously how do you put both ass cheeks in someone’s mouth? Unless you’re Julie...
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Gah! My Ass!

A common female expression for when one's hole has been roughly infiltrated.
"Jeff please take it nice and slo-GAH! MY ASS!"
by Ben Dover Pleeze August 15, 2019
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my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass
I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up
by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022
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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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piss in my ass

a phrase commonly used in online roleplay. usually to express frustration or exasperation
1: howd you do on the final?
2: there was a final?! oh piss in my ASS.
by cloverfield887 September 14, 2022
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jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!
by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017
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