A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.
This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.
which is the bar mitzvah moustache.
One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.
which is the bar mitzvah moustache.
One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"
"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"
"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"
"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"
"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"
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Used to describe the huge pile of recycables that accumulate because you forgot to put them out for a week or more.
Hey Jim, what do you want to do with all the empty beer bottles from last night?
Jim: Oh, just set them next to mount recyclus in the garage. I need to remember to get that stuff out this week.
Jim: Oh, just set them next to mount recyclus in the garage. I need to remember to get that stuff out this week.
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He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to move the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
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Mountain View High School is located in Mountain View, California.
The following is a dialogue of typical students at the school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The largest community of retards
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mountain View as well
Person 2: It's pretty gay
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: Want to have sex?
(Take each others dicks out)
Person 1: Bet
The following is a dialogue of typical students at the school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The largest community of retards
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mountain View as well
Person 2: It's pretty gay
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: Want to have sex?
(Take each others dicks out)
Person 1: Bet
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