When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it
by The Giftige Schieber Fuchs December 14, 2022
Describes the method of doing any mixed liquor shot. The first person to offer another to do a " michigan state " shot is to buy one mixed shot. Drink the whole shot but does not swallow. Carefully allow the person who accepted the proposal to do a "Michigan state shot" to drink half the shot via a mouth to mouth method. Both swallow their respective halves. Shot is finished.
Gentleman gets introduced to an attractive girl at bar.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
Gentleman: would u like to do a Michigan state shot?
Attractive Lady with healthy teeth & no evidence of bad breath: what's is that? Sure.. Whatever...
Gentleman: I'll show u. But u have to trust me!
Lady: ok!!
Gentleman buys one mixed shot. Drinks but not swallow shot. Gently embrace the lady's neck for a mouth to mouth shot exchange. (Pause at this moment for any signs of resistance, if so, cancel and disengage). An intersted Lady would accepts the gesture and lean forward to embraces his shot-serving mouth. (Gentleman must make this as comfortable as possible without any over-powering or imposing positions). Shots are exchanged like birds feeding offspring. No kissing.
Gentleman: casually and not sensually. How was that??
Lady: hmmm . Good.
Gentleman: my name is Sparty. nice to meet you.
by Sparty311 April 30, 2013
When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.
by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023
michigan vs ohio rivalry is real and it will cause new laws to be made no joke
this word means tax evasion
this word means tax evasion
tax evasion big bite of 87
so basically the bite of 87 was when tax evasions occurred and mike got a bit silly so he went to The Grabber and asked for Help and then finn killed the grbber so the grabber couldn't help mikechael michigan vs ohio
so basically the bite of 87 was when tax evasions occurred and mike got a bit silly so he went to The Grabber and asked for Help and then finn killed the grbber so the grabber couldn't help mikechael michigan vs ohio
by justatranzgayguylolzers December 19, 2022
When a woman kneels down and blows bubbles and a man is standing naked in front of her blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back trying to pop the bubbles with his penis.
by Guantanamo Bae May 08, 2023