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Milkshake

Milkshake - A person who is mentally thick. Doesn’t listen. Doesn’t learn. Asks the same question repeatedly.
“l’ve given them the hyperlink 6 times and they never save it and they’ve asked again. What a milkshake!”
by M1ST3RJ November 1, 2021
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Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.
My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake
by BNBears June 9, 2025
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melksham milkshake

When the man ejects his baby gravy into the woman's anus, then slaps her arse as hard as he can, then holds the drinks receptacle as the Melksham Milkshake is ejected and ready to drink. Gert Lush
She was a proper goer that one, she took me back to her place and straight away insisted we share a Melksham Milkshake as a nightcap
by UncleGrampy March 19, 2025
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Milkshake

A delicious and tasty frozenish dairy product, that comes in a multitude of savory flavors.
On this super hot day, a milkshake is the perfect thing to cool me off.
by PandaQuita August 25, 2016
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butthole milkshake

When you cum in a butthole and drink it out with a straw!
I'm so horny I'm craving a butthole milkshake!
by Ss69Tim January 13, 2017
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Extra Chocolaty Milkshake

When you jerk off into a blender and ejaculate a lot and then shit into the same blender. Add some ice cream to add some sweetness, then blend it all up and serve it to your partner.
Steve: Why weren't you at the game yesterday?
Dan: Sorry man, I was giving my girlfriend an Extra Chocolaty Milkshake.
by BedSideCreme May 23, 2024
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Milkshake

Obviously People know it is but not what kelis means ....... it means sex 😉
How was your “ milkshake “
by Ellbell212 December 12, 2018
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