A slang form of people named Macaulay. This man is incredibly sloth like and spends most of his time in front of XBOX and playing with action figures. He is commonly noticed staring at girls from a distance, and may suddenly appear behind you without notice coming from the shadows. If bitten by him, check for rabies.
Most women wish they could understand the deepness of his quietness. While he may appear quiet, his brain is actually discovering the atomic mass of the woman standing next to him.
Most women wish they could understand the deepness of his quietness. While he may appear quiet, his brain is actually discovering the atomic mass of the woman standing next to him.
Girl 1 says, "Oh my gosh look at the guy staring at me. He is such a Mama Possum!!"
Girl 2: "Goodness Mama Possum, her face is up here, not down there!"
Girl 3: "Ah! Don't scare me like that! You just pulled a Mama Possum coming from the shadows like that.
Girl 2: "Goodness Mama Possum, her face is up here, not down there!"
Girl 3: "Ah! Don't scare me like that! You just pulled a Mama Possum coming from the shadows like that.
by Wildboyz July 25, 2009
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by ahahahahahahahahahaha1000000 January 29, 2012
An attractive female. It’s close relative, Molly Jama, means the same thing, just a little more attractive.
by jomama217 June 19, 2012
by YoMamaDefiner123 January 10, 2022
A mother that uses both silky and crunchy methods of raising a child.
See Silky mama and Crunchy mama.
See Silky mama and Crunchy mama.
She uses cloth diapers and vaccinates on schedule so she is a scrunchy mama.
by MysPris November 13, 2013
by uhfrog December 27, 2021